Murphy's Law of Parenting

• Baby's first tooth will show up on vacation


• As soon as the camera turns on baby will stop smiling, rolling over ,walking, etc...


• The second you put baby in an adorable outfit, that is the moment he will have a diaper explosion


• The second you wear a new, dry-clean only outfit, that is the moment he will have a diaper/vomit explosion


• When Daddy leaves that is the moment that baby will start to cut his molars


• When you complain that baby doesn't sleep and cries a lot, he will be a perfect angel, sleeping and cooing, in front of anyone you complain to


• He will be a perfect angel in dayhome interviews and then be cutting teeth & on his worst behaviour his first day (and get fired....twice)


• His first steps will be at Grandma & Grandpa's - when Mom isn't around


• The days that we can sleep in, he will wake up at 5:30 and when we need to get up, he won't wake up until 8:30


• The one time that baby needs a bottle way earlier than normal is the one time we won't have a bottle