Thursday, July 28, 2011

Murphy's Law of Parenting

  • Baby's first tooth will show up on vacation

  • As soon as the camera turns on baby will stop smiling, rolling over ,walking, etc...

  • The second you put baby in an adorable outfit, that is the moment he will have a diaper explosion

  • The second you wear a new, dry-clean only outfit, that is the moment he will have a diaper/vomit explosion

  • When Daddy leaves that is the moment that baby will start to cut his molars

  • When you complain that baby doesn't sleep and cries a lot, he will be a perfect angel, sleeping and cooing, in front of anyone you complain to

  • He will be a perfect angel in dayhome interviews and then be cutting teeth & on his worst behaviour his first day (and get fired....twice)

  • His first steps will be at Grandma & Grandpa's - when Mom isn't around

  • The days that we can sleep in, he will wake up at 5:30 and when we need to get up, he won't wake up until 8:30

  • The one time that baby needs a bottle way earlier than normal is the one time we won't have a bottle

1 comment:

  1. Yup, so true! My sister in law was nice enough to not tell me that my darling daughter started walking at her house, when I was at work. I got the joy of her first steps, but found out (much) later that they weren't really her first. :) Gotta Love Murphy's Baby Law!